yard\ ape

yard\ ape
1. (yard ape) (867↑, 238↓)
The term "yard ape" refers to a black person. It's derivation is from the lawn ornaments of black coachmen holding lanterns, or black children fishing, or many of the other lawn ornaments of that type. It has devolved into a perjorative term for blacks.

"Those yard apes drank all of my 40s"

2. (yard ape) (848↑, 332↓)
a nigger who sits in their yard all day long because they have no job and cannot afford air conditioning and they are pretty much a useless person

"dude that kid tyrone called me a honky so i was like stfu man, at least im not gonna grow up to be a yard ape"

3. (yard ape) (303↑, 133↓)
a filthy uneducated rotten smelling nigger between the ages of sperm and and casket stuffer who sits in their lawn chair in the ghetto (any place a black or hispanic ape lives) drinking 40's smoking fat rocks of crack that they paid for with welfare and food stamps, they are always talking about how the white man is holding them down and how they have it soo rough not having to work since they were dropouts from school and joined gangs when thy were 6.

damn that barack obama is a yard ape, have you seen him sitting in front of the white house in his lawn chair with a cooler of 40's?

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4. (Yard Ape) (285↑, 194↓)
1.Semi-evolved or primitive person, characterised by speaking with grunts and moans. 2.Person of low intelligence. 3.Person who cannot master simple technology such as calculators or toasters. 4.Simpleton. 5.Native Australian (see boong).

1.Aboriginals are such yard apes.

5. (Yard Ape) (37↑, 40↓)
a large hairy creature who is very slow and lazy. eats bananas daily and throws them at anyone who trespasses on his territory. he lives in the forests of cobble hill.

Cole, Yard Ape, Donkey Kong, Curious George, CSC.

6. (Yard Ape) (3↑, 10↓)
An employee of a big-box-store who is too dumb to sort lumber.

Don't let those yard apes load your 2 x 4 s cause they will stick you with garbage.

7. (yard ape) (9↑, 17↓)
an idiividual who spends his time toiling in the hot sun...usually chasin a lawnmower or runnin some hedge trimmers. He will aspire to get on the riding mower and even make a decent wage someday, however due to his uninspired and typically dull intellect, he will remain low man on the totem pole and traditionally die an early death...motorcycle accident or cirrhosis is common\!\!

At enviromow we had nuttin but yard apes and had to toss in the towel after four of em kicked the bucket\!

8. (Yard ape) (5↑, 14↓)
The failed wannabe truck driver who works around the "yard" at a trucking or freight company moving tractors and trailers around and/or washing them for minimum wage or less. A fool who cant pass his CDL tests.

I curb stomped the yard ape over at JB Hunt cuz he smeared my windshield and left cheetos stains on my steering wheel.

9. (yard ape) (21↑, 33↓)
A small child, roughly between the ages of 2 and 8 years, who hangs out in a back yard, usually white, usually male and usually suburban. This was the definition used extinsively in magazine advertisements and television shows, especially comedy, during the 1980's and 90's

"Heavens to burgitroid, what is that detestable little yard ape doing in my movie? He's ruining it\! - [Sir Boris von Orloff], [Eerie Indiana] from the episode "America's Scariest Home Video (a.k.a. Scariest Home Videos)" Air Date Sunday October 20, 1991

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10. (Yard Ape) (12↑, 24↓)
is a black and white mixed person who has bad hair and doesnt take care of his cracknigger self because he to busy caught up with a bitch hoe with a burnt out perm and skin darker than shantae and a hole bigger than than Bajandix

Yard ape:baby come back you can blame it all on me Bajandix:no i left you for will

11. (Yard Ape) (28↑, 40↓)
An Indian male/female that runs around the yard and yells at kids in an unknown, foreign, yardapian language. They are very rare, even to most bounty hunters, because they are caught during Immigration with a baloon full of herioin in their assholes.

The yard ape screamed until the little girl taped Abu's mouth shut.

12. (Yard Ape) (1↑, 17↓)
A man who brings out his dominant rage on the world by playing sports, drinking beers with the fellows, sratching himself when ever he wants and enjoying a good cigar\!\!\! \!\!

Those yard apes love to play flag football, softball, darts, horseshoes, basketball, surfing and drink beers every Tuesday night\!\!

13. (yard ape) (130↑, 154↓)
A child between the ages of 3-12 years. Known for their loud noises and boisterous activity.

The upstairs neighbors were reported to the landlord for allowing their yard ape and his friends to play soccer indoors.

14. (yard ape) (6↑, 38↓)
a poser who is a lesbian and likes to start trouble. people usually don't like yard apes.

girl \#1: ''wow. sabrina is soooo unlikeable.'' girl \#2: ''you mean she is a huge yard ape.''

15. (yard ape) (18↑, 229↓)
An amish man, or any one with an amish background.

Those diryt yard apes need to shower more often.

16. (yard ape) (67↑, 313↓)
1. Inbreed white "trash" species of the human race, not specifically human that sit in lawn chairs outside their trailer homes with no more then 3 teeth in their mouth and drink Budweisers in Coozies.

I don't like going through Park Place trailer park. All those yard apes stare at me all jealous like.

Related: nigger, porch monkey, coon, spook, jigaboo, jiggaboo, jungle bunny, moon cricket, negro, nigga, black, spear chucker, cotton picker, monkey, nig, spade, ape, nigglet, darkie, niglet, swamp ninja, african, fried chicken, gangsta, kfc, rap, stupid, african american, black person, gang, jig, niggers, tar baby, african-american, afro, a niggery, basketball, bitch, bloods, crips
Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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